boyfriend and girlfriend

One day, boyfriend go see doctor he said, doctor, i have two problems. the doctor asked what kind of problem? he said, when i visit my girlfriend. First, I sat next to her I feel so cold when i went second time I feel so hot. Doctor said I don't understand young man tomorrow you bring your girlfriend with you. I will ask her couple of questions. Next day, he take his girlfriend with him. Doctor asked the girl, what did you do? He said when I visit my girlfriend i have those problems. She said, Doctor, you don't understand, when he came to see me first , he said he was cold because its the month of January and when he came to see me second time, he said he was so hot because its a month of July and in my apartment , there's no airconditioned and heater.

Airplane

One day, son came home. He said, dad, mom congratulations. I have a new job. They said what kind of job you have.

He said., I will become a pilot of flying plane. One city to other city. One country to other country. Then mom said to him, when will you give us a ride in your plane. He said, when the time has come I’ll let you know.

One day, he came home, he said to his parents get ready, I’ll take you both to the airport. In the plane, give you a ride for half an hour. They were sitting in the plane. He asked them, before I fly. Any question? Dad said, son, first time, I’m gonna go up. I’m a bit nervous. I need two drinks. Whiskey. He gave him two whiskey. Asked his dad, are you ok dad? Dad said, I’m ok. Thank you. Mom, do you have any question? Mom said, I’m ok. I don’t need drink. I have a strong heart. He said, mom any question before I fly? She said. Is break ok? Is stirring ok? Is your gas tank full? He said come on mom, I’m a professional, I do this everyday. Just sit and relax. He goes up. Showed few tricks.

After half hour, he bring them down. Mom, you see? I told you. Flying plane is a piece of cake for me. She told him, son you show me one trick, 2, 3 ,4 5 and I didn’t say nothing. What happened? Plane window was open and your dad fell of and I didn’t say nothing.

Female chicken and egg

One day, one guy asked one question. Hey friend can I ask you one question? he said okay.

You Know female chicken have egg in tummy and when the egg comes out there is a little baby.

You tell me, how the baby comes out from the egg?

He said, I'm sorry, i have no idea but you tell me how the baby goes inside of the egg.... :)

husband and wife

One day it was Monday, husband and wife sitting at home having fun then they have argument then husband leave the house wife go to the basement she cleaned it and after four hour later, husband came back home and he decided not to live anymore and wants to die. and his wife saw him he was in the living room standing up on the top of the table. he has rope in his hand and tied one end in his neck and wife came. and looked at him and told him do it whatever you wants to do. he told his wife don't you see i'm gonna have suicide. but before i do that, what do you want? she tell him i want that table.